The ‘Kim Nation’ under the efficient leadership of the third Kim,
Kim Jong-un, extending the legacies of his grandfather, Kim Il-sung and father,
Kim Jong-il, has fired another shot at its arch-enemy, the United States of
America, with the successful test of ‘an intelligent cutting edge’ missile.
On February 8, the elite nation of the elite ‘Rogue League’ of the selected world nations, North Korea, test fired an ‘ultra-precision’ anti-ship missile of highest technological sophistication. The third Kim was personally monitoring the exercise, timed before the annual joint military exercise of South Korea and the US, and commended his team for the ‘zero error’ technological expertise, and thus for sending a befitting warning to his rivals.
As expected, it pushed the international media including the US
into an overdrive, aimed at undermining the North Korean achievement by
spinning stories on the ‘Russian design’ of the missile.
Almost two weeks now, reports and analyses are still continuing,
carrying pictures of a beaming Kim Jong-un after the successful test. It has
extended the celebrations of the achievement in the hermit kingdom. The North
Korean elite believe any sustained negative international media coverage is
acceptance of their country’s increasing might. At the same time, the North
Koreans also find the hollow rhetoric of the frustrated global forces including
the US a good source of funny points to laugh over.
Hitting on the jack provided by this yet another lethal addition
in the North Korean arsenal, the official North Korean media declared that
Barack Obama was feeling so low with the beaming images of Kim Jong-un that he
tried to hide his irritation by indulging in a senseless and gaudy ‘selfie
act’.
KCNA, the North Korean state media reported, “Though the partisan US and international media are publicizing the
exercise as a promotional event for Obamacare, a health programme, the always
credible North Korean intelligence sources say it was a diversion prescribed by
Obama’s psychiatrist seeing his heightened level of frustration over the latest
North Korean achievement. Now, as the US has no might to take on the supreme
forces of North Korea militarily, its leaders are indulging in propaganda acts
like this, where they vent their frustration by making gestures as if they are
targeting out Supreme Leader, the Commander of the all powerful North Korean
forces. Pity them.”
A beaming
Kim Jong-un after the anti-ship missile test (image credit: KCNA)
Barack
Obama in his ‘selfie act’ (image credit: Buzz Feed)
The next success of the mighty third Dear Leader comes soon after
the spectacularly successful blitzkrieg of the ‘Sony Hack’ saga, believed to be
a North Korean design. The November 24, 2014 cyber-attack on the Sony Pictures
had forced the company to pull out 'The Interview', a satirical movie on the
third supreme 'Kim'.
‘Sony Hack’ had become a prestige point for the US forcing Barack
Obama, John Kerry and Pentagon to react. But beyond browbeating, like they
always do, they failed to achieve anything. In fact, as a face-saving exercise,
the US forced the company to release the movie later.
And here also, the ‘Kim effect’ proved effective, earning
brilliant collections for a movie that was panned by the critics for a being a
dumb product. The critics were unanimous that had it not been for the ‘Sony
Hack’, the movie would have bombed at the box office.